"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
I hate you tomtom
i speak in many tongues to many men;
argue with angels and i always win,
but i don’t know the first thing about love.
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness into until sex falls out."
Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)